A: It took a meteor
shower.
Q: Why did the cow jump
over the Moon?
A: To get to the other side.
Q:
Where did Jupiter go on vacation?
A:
The galax-sea.
Q: Where do asteroids go
to party?
A: Nep-tune. It always
has great music.
Q: What do dwarf planets
do every morning?
A: They sing, “Heigh-ho!
Heigh-ho! It’s off to work we go.”
Looking for more super silly jokes about the
space beyond Earth? Check out Out of this
World Jokes About the Solar System.
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