Q: How does
static electricity tell time?
A: With a
shock clock.
Q:
Why
did the scientist bury the battery?
A:
It
was dead.
Q: When does a battery
go shopping?
A:
When
it’s out of juice.
Q:
Why
do scientists study electricity?
A:
To
learn about current events.
Q: Why did
the people put sunflowers in their garden?
A: They
wanted their own power plants.
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we plant a row of sunflowers every summer, but so far I haven't figured out how to hook 'em up to a battery. At least they provide lots of pollen for the many species of bees that visit.
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