Q: Why did the toad play a trick on the daddy longlegs?
A: It’s easy to pull its leg.
Q: Who’s a scorpion’s favorite musical performer?
Q: Why was the tick mad at his friend?
A: There was bad blood between them.
Q: How did the mites spend their Saturday night?
A: Dancing cheek to cheek.
Q: What did the pill bug say to his friend when he spotted a bird?
A: Let’s roll.
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