Q: What
happened to Eryops when it jumped in the water?
A: It got
wet.
Q: What did
the reptilomorph call the giant dragonfly?
A: Lunch.
Q: Why did the sauropod
cross the road?
A: Because chickens
hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: How have
dragonflies greeted each other for millions of years?
A: With a
bug hug.
Q: How did
mammals win out over reptiles?
A: By a
hair.
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I love starting my Friday with humor - even if it is prehistoric. I will go forth into the day with the image of a sauropod debating a chicken about which came first: the egg or the....?
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