A: It was a chip off the old block.
Q: What did the angry rock say to the sassy soil?
A: Come on! You want a piece of me?
Q: Why does magma move in circles?
A: It doesn’t want to be square.
Q: What did Ruby’s grandmother tell her?
A: Sweetheart, you’re a real gem!
Q: How do mountains hear?
A: With mountaineers.
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