A: A praying mantis.
Q: What kind of bug keeps the peace?
A: A cop-roach.
Q: What’s a grasshopper’s favorite day?
A: February 29. Because it only happens during leap year.
Q: What does a Mexican frog eat for lunch?
A: A mosquito burrito.
Q: What’s the different between a puppy and a flea?
A: A dog can have fleas, but fleas can’t have puppies.
A: A dog can have fleas, but fleas can’t have puppies.
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