Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday Fun: Five Science-sational Jokes

Q: What does a Mexican frog eat for lunch?
A: A mosquito burrito.

Q: What do you call a female termite?
A: A her-mite.

Q: What kind of bug keeps the peace?
A: A cop-roach.

Q: Why don’t centipedes play baseball?
A: By the time the put on their sneakers, the game is over.

Q: How do you tell which end of a millipede is its head?
A: Tickle its middle and see which end laughs.

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