Q: Why is it hard to fool a fish?
A: Because you can’t pull its leg.
Q: What do whales have that no other sea animals have?
A: Baby whales.
Q: What did the shrimp yell when it got stuck in the seaweed?
A: Kelp! Kelp!
Q: What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A: Long time, no sea.
Q: What do sharks like to eat with peanut butter?
For some more serious information about ocean animals and ocean habitats, check out these books: Extreme Coral Reef!, How Do Fish Breathe Underwater?, and Seals, Sea Lions, and Walruses!