Friday, March 28, 2014

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why didn’t the teacher ever call on Carcharodontosaurus?
A: She couldn’t figure out how to pronounce his name.

Q: What kind of animal should you never trust?
A: An am-fib-ian.

Q: Why did the reptile lay its eggs on land?
A: Because if it dropped them, they’d break.

Q: Why did Sauroposeidon have a long neck?
A: Because its feet stank.

Q: Why did the Ichthyosaur cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.

Looking for more super silly jokes from long, long ago? Check out Dino-mite Jokes about Prehistoric Life.

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