A: She couldn’t figure out how to pronounce his name.
Q: What kind of animal should you never trust?
A: An am-fib-ian.
Q: Why did the reptile lay its eggs on land?
A: Because if it dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why did Sauroposeidon have a long neck?
A: Because its feet stank.
Q: Why did the Ichthyosaur cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
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