Friday, February 28, 2014

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why was the farmer dirt poor?
A: He didn’t have any cent-ipedes in his soil.

Q: What did the mother soil name her baby?
A: Sandy.

Q: What did the soil do after school? 
A:  It had a claydate.

Q: Why was the humus upset?
A: Because everyone treated him like dirt.

Q: What do rocks say when they agree with one another?
A: My sediments exactly.
Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Mountains of Jokes About Rocks, Minerals, and Soil.

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