Friday, February 7, 2014

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: How did the first pterosaur learn to fly?
A: She had to wing it.

Q: How did Archaeopteryx get the worm?
A: It was an early bird.

Q: Why did Gigantosaurus eat raw meat?
A: It didn’t now how to cook.

Q: What did the baby mammal say to its mom?
A: Got milk?

Q: Why were woolly mammoths banned from the beach?
A: They kept walking around with their trunks down.

Looking for more super silly jokes from long, long ago? Check out Dino-mite Jokes about Prehistoric Life.

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