A: They love to spend their time dividing.
Q: Why was it hard to weigh ancient fish?
A: They didn’t have scales.
Q: What did Earth say to the Sun 450 million years ago?
A: You’re the light of my life!
Q: What did the prehistoric spider say to the ancient dragonfly?
A: Don’t bug me.
Q: What happened when Compsognathus tripped on a branch?
A: It got a dino sore.
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