A: Marble cake.
Q: How does the mantle find out what’s happening on Earth’s surface?
A: It reads magazines.
Q: What does Earth have in common with an apple?
A: They both have a core.
Q: Why did the emerald raise his hand?
A: Because the answer was crystal clear.
Q: What did the rock say when the wind refused to go to bed?
A: You’re wearing me down.
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