Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: What do rocks eat for desert?
A: Marble cake.

Q: How does the mantle find out what’s happening on Earth’s surface?
A: It reads magazines.

Q: What does Earth have in common with an apple?
A: They both have a core.

Q: Why did the emerald raise his hand?
A: Because the answer was crystal clear.

Q: What did the rock say when the wind refused to go to bed?
A: You’re wearing me down.

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Mountains of Jokes About Rocks, Minerals, and Soil.

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