Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: How do you tell which end of a millipede is its head?
A: Tickle its middle and see which end laughs.

Q: How many pill bugs can you put in an empty can?
A: One. After that the can isn’t empty.

Q: How do injured insects get to the hospital?
A: In an ant-bulance!

Q: What kind of insect gets really stressed out?
A: An uptight termite. 

Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Creepy, Crawly Jokes About Spiders and Other Bugs.

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