A: Ice cream.
Q: Why do scientists measure snowfall in inches?
A: Because snowflakes don’t have feet.
Q: What happens when you cross a snowball with a vampire?
A: You get frostbite?
Q: What’s it called when a raindrop and a snowflake shake hands?
A: A sleeting greeting.
Q: What did the hailstone say to the hairdresser?
A: Give me lots of layers.
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