Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: What’s a lemon’s favorite kind of rock?
A: Lime-stone.

Q: Where does metamorphic rock go to take a bath?
A: A mountain fountain.
 
Q: Where did the volcano go on Saturday night?
A: To a rock concert.

Q: What do you get when you cross a saber-tooth cat with a ball of yarn?
A: Saber-tooth mittens.

Q: What did Heterodontosaurus have that no other dinosaurs had?
A: Baby Heterodontosaurus.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: You’re very attractive.

Have a great summer! I’ll see you back here in September.

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