Friday, May 24, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: How does static electricity tell time?
A: With a shock clock.

Q: Why did the scientist bury the battery?
A: It was dead.

Q: When does a battery go shopping?
A: When it’s out of juice.

Q: Why do scientists study electricity?
A: To learn about current events.

Q: Why did the people put sunflowers in their garden?
A: They wanted their own power plants.

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Shockingly Silly Jokes About Electricity and Magnetism.

1 comment:

  1. we plant a row of sunflowers every summer, but so far I haven't figured out how to hook 'em up to a battery. At least they provide lots of pollen for the many species of bees that visit.