Q: How does static electricity tell time?
A: With a shock clock.
Q: Why did the scientist bury the battery?
A: It was dead.
Q: When does a battery go shopping?
A: When it’s out of juice.
Q: Why do scientists study electricity?
A: To learn about current events.
Q: Why did the people put sunflowers in their garden?
A: They wanted their own power plants.
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