Q: Why was the farmer dirt poor?
A: He didn’t have any cent-ipedes in his soil.
Q: What did the mother soil name her baby?
Q: What did the soil do after school?
A: It had a claydate.
Q: Why was the humus upset?
A: Because everyone treated him like dirt.
Q: What do rocks say when they agree with one another?
A: My sediments exactly.
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