Q: What happened to Eryops when it jumped in the water?
A: It got wet.
Q: What did the reptilomorph call the giant dragonfly?
Q: Why did the sauropod cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: How have dragonflies greeted each other for millions of years?
A: With a bug hug.
Q: How did mammals win out over reptiles?
A: By a hair.
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