Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: What happened to Eryops when it jumped in the water?
A: It got wet.

Q: What did the reptilomorph call the giant dragonfly?
A: Lunch.

Q: Why did the sauropod cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q: How have dragonflies greeted each other for millions of years?
A: With a bug hug.

Q: How did mammals win out over reptiles?
A: By a hair.

Looking for more super silly jokes from long, long ago? Check out Dino-mite Jokes about Prehistoric Life.

1 comment:

  1. I love starting my Friday with humor - even if it is prehistoric. I will go forth into the day with the image of a sauropod debating a chicken about which came first: the egg or the....?