Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why did the little pebble look so much like the big boulder?
A: It was a chip off the old block.

Q: What did the angry rock say to the sassy soil?
A: Come on! You want a piece of me?

Q: Why does magma move in circles?
A: It doesn’t want to be square.

Q: What did Ruby’s grandmother tell her?
A: Sweetheart, you’re a real gem!

Q: How do mountains hear?
A: With mountaineers.

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Mountains of Jokes About Rocks, Minerals, and Soil.

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