Q: What did the comet do when the Sun told it to clean up its act?
A: It took a meteor shower.
Q: Why did the cow jump over the Moon?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Where did Jupiter go on vacation?
A: The galax-sea.
Q: Where do asteroids go to party?
A: Nep-tune. It always has great music.
Q: What do dwarf planets do every morning?
A: They sing, “Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It’s off to work we go.”
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