Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: The spider spied-her.

Q: Why do spiders spin webs?
A: They don’t know how to knit.

Q: Where do insects go shopping?
A: At a flea market.

Q: What do you get if you cross a daddy longlegs with an elephant?
A: I'm not sure. But if you see one walking across the ceiling, RUN!

Q: What’s a scorpion’s favorite TV show? 
A: Survivor.

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Creepy, Crawly Jokes About Spiders and Other Bugs.

2 comments:

  1. thanks for another funny Friday! I love bug jokes.

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  2. Thanks, Sue. BTW, it has great to meet you last weekend at Lake George. What a fantastic retreat.

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