Q: What did the comet say as it whizzed past Uranus?
A: How about giving me a ring sometime?
Q: Why is Neptune so blue?
A: Because it wants to be closer to its Sun.
Q: What kind of doughnuts do dwarf planets like best?
Q: Why is Earth glad to be so far away from Jupiter?
A: Because Jupiter is such a gassy planet.
Q: Why didn’t the moon have ice cream for dessert?
A: It was too full.
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