Friday, October 5, 2012

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: What kind of insect always goes to church?
A: A praying mantis.

Q: What kind of bug keeps the peace?
A: A cop-roach.

Q: What’s a grasshopper’s favorite day?
A: February 29. Because it only happens during leap year.

Q: What does a Mexican frog eat for lunch?
A: A mosquito burrito.

Q: What’s the different between a puppy and a flea?
A: A dog can have fleas, but fleas can’t have puppies.

Looking for more super silly jokes about the weather? Check out Creepy, Crawly Jokes About Spiders and Other Bugs.

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