Friday, September 7, 2012

Friday Fun: Super Science Jokes

Q: Why do bacteria like fourth grade math?
A: They love to spend their time dividing.

Q: Why was it hard to weigh ancient fish?
A: They didn’t have scales.

Q: What did Earth say to the Sun 450 million years ago?
A: You’re the light of my life!

Q: What did the prehistoric spider say to the ancient dragonfly?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: What happened when Compsognathus tripped on a branch?
A: It got a dino sore.

Looking for more super silly jokes from long, long ago? Check out Dino-mite Jokes about Prehistoric Life.

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