Friday, June 8, 2012

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why don’t comets like to cruise past Venus?
A: They’re afraid of Venus flytraps.

Q: How is Earth’s moon like a dollar?
A: It has four quarters.

Q: What did the asteroid say to the meteoroid?
A: You’re a chip off the old block.

Q: Which dwarf planet has signs of life?
A: Scientists think there are fleas on Pluto.

Q: Why did Saturn ask for a necklace on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because it already has so many rings.

Looking for more super silly jokes about outer space? Check out Out of this World Jokes About the Solar System.


  1. This is going to be perfect for my new third grade class!

  2. Great, Annie. It was so much fun to write these books.