Friday, June 8, 2012

Friday Fun: Super Silly Science Jokes

Q: Why don’t comets like to cruise past Venus?
A: They’re afraid of Venus flytraps.

Q: How is Earth’s moon like a dollar?
A: It has four quarters.

Q: What did the asteroid say to the meteoroid?
A: You’re a chip off the old block.

Q: Which dwarf planet has signs of life?
A: Scientists think there are fleas on Pluto.

Q: Why did Saturn ask for a necklace on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because it already has so many rings.


Looking for more super silly jokes about outer space? Check out Out of this World Jokes About the Solar System.

2 comments:

  1. This is going to be perfect for my new third grade class!

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  2. Great, Annie. It was so much fun to write these books.

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