Q: What did the rabbit say to the rock?
A: You’re hard to get along with.
Q: Why do diamonds always do well on tests?
A: Because they’re so bright!
Q: What does Earth have in common with a piece of bread?
A: They both have a crust.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you.
Q: Where did the granite go on Saturday night?
A: To the crystal ball.
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