Q: What happens when a dinosaur dies angry?
A: It becomes a hostile fossil.
Q: Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why was the Pikaia worm so happy to live 500 million years ago?
A: Because early birds didn’t exist yet.
Q: Why does a scientist measure fish fossils in inches?
A: Because fish don’t have feet.
Q: Why did the giant millipede go to the police academy?
A: So it could join the arthropod squad.
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