Q: What does a Mexican frog eat for lunch?
A: A mosquito burrito.
Q: What do you call a female termite?
A: A her-mite.
Q: What kind of bug keeps the peace?
A: A cop-roach.
Q: Why don’t centipedes play baseball?
A: By the time the put on their sneakers, the game is over.
Q: How do you tell which end of a millipede is its head?
A: Tickle its middle and see which end laughs.