Friday Fun: Five Science-sational Jokes

Q: Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball.

Q: What did the dragonfly call the mosquito?
A: Lunch.
 Q: What happened when the honeybee called its hive?
A: It got a buzzy signal.

Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room.

Q: What’s the different between a puppy and a flea?
A: A dog can have fleas, but fleas can’t have puppies.