Q: Where do young carpenter ants dream of going?
Q: Why don’t worker ants ever go on vacation?
A: They heard what happens at the Roach Motel.
Q: What did the ant say to the mosquito?
A: Don’t bug me.
Q: Why did the aardvark jump for joy?
A: He had ants in his pants.
Q: What is an ant’s favorite African animal
A: An eleph-ant.