Q: What did the hawk order at the ice cream shop?
A: A milk snake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a young bird with a puff adder?
A: A chick who is good at math.
Q: What did the pit viper say as it slithered around the rat snake?
A: Ex-scutes* me.
*Scutes are the scales that line the bottom of a snake’s body and help it move.
Q: If a snake went to school, what would its favorite class be?
Q: What kind of snake never skips dessert?
A: A piethon
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