Friday, October 9, 2009

Friday Fun: Five Science-sational Jokes

Q: What did the hawk order at the ice cream shop?
A: A milk snake.

Q: What do you get when you cross a young bird with a puff adder?
A: A chick who is good at math.

Q: What did the pit viper say as it slithered around the rat snake?
A: Ex-scutes* me.

*Scutes are the scales that line the bottom of a snake’s body and help it move.

Q: If a snake went to school, what would its favorite class be?
A: Hiss-tory

Q: What kind of snake never skips dessert?
A: A piethon

For some more serious information about snakes, check out my book Snakes!

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